What birds do

Bird one: Hey, you wanna come have some fun?
Bird two: Sure. What do you have in mind?
Bird one: My friends and I get together every evening around five.
Bird two: Oh really? Sounds cool. Who gets together?
Bird one: Myself, Fred, Carla, and about 1000 others; I don't exactly know everyone.
Bird two: WOW! Big party! Where do y'all hang out?
Bird one: Oh, it's PERFECT. We've got this spot on Kirby. Depending on what cool-factor you have, you'll hang out at one of two intersections. It's absolutely amazing. We hang out on the power lines and completely surround the intersections. It's fabulous because as the evening commute begins,we like to play fun games like "Plop the Poop on the Windshield" and such. You can hardly miss there are so many cars! And the people go nuts because we are so loud and obnoxious. It's hilarious!
Bird two: Man, you are so cool. Thanks for inviting me. See you on the powerline.
Bird one: Be sure to get there early; there's hardly any room come 5:05pm.