Candy corn
I...can't... stop... eating... it.....the bowl was full yesterday....now it's empty.....someone must have come in the apartment and stolen at least three handfuls of candy corn but ignored the two laptops...I swear....I couldn't have eaten it all....
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It must have been the "ghost of Halloween"...he always comes when you buy candy corn. That's why you must continue to buy more and more, weeks and weeks before Halloween. That way you will have some available on Halloween Day.
ahhh...yes! That explains it! I'm glad you have experienced this same unusual occurrence and can tell me about it! I'll be sure to have candy corn on hand at all times...=)
THE CAJUN HALLOWEEN CHICKEN MUST BE FORAGING ABOUT THE PREMISES. It happens about this time each year. See Lease paragraph 4(e) for acceptance of risk/disclosure. Security will be placed on Code Level 8. You can help by being on the alert for a somewhat rotund (got'ta be PC at all times!!!)rooster that stumbles around most of the time. Best to eat all available supplies immediately.
By mor halowen corn todaye. Celabreat Mexico Inndependese Daye with a BIGG BAGG. Put the disch outsid the door. Make it esy 4 me. Sorrie for the hunt and pec mesage.
thks,
Elfago
"The Halowen Chickn"
Charlie,
I went to delete the first comment earlier today, thinking it was spam. After reading it through about 3 times I realized it had the shannigans of the elder LawShu all over it. You are therefore being blamed for all nonsensical messages heretofore. Any objections to that? =)
(...I enjoy them...)
Who can even understand the language these lawyers use??
Do they know they are suppose to speak English in America??
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